Official collection
Comfortable Church of Steve merchandise for naps, snacks, and taking life less seriously.
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Keep showing up, putting in the work, and living a life worth talking about. This soft pullover hoodie pairs a small Not A Cult chest mark with a distressed smiley and “Do the Work. Live the Story.” artwork across the back.
From $37.50
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A timeless low-profile dad hat with an embroidered black Not A Cult logo and an adjustable antique-buckle strap.
From $25.00
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A thick, ribbed fisherman-style beanie with an embroidered black Not A Cult logo and a snug everyday fit.
From $25.00
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A vibrant all-over print bomber jacket with a brushed fleece interior, relaxed unisex fit, sturdy zipper, and two pockets.
From $65.00
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A waterproof, dual-sided neoprene can cooler that keeps drinks cool, hands comfortable, and beverage choices spiritually unexamined.
From $6.00
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A snug, form-fitting embroidered beanie made for warm heads, cold days, and suspiciously comfortable enlightenment.
From $20.00
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A durable single-sided Not A Cult flag with iron grommets, ready for dorm rooms, home offices, and definitely normal gatherings.
From $35.00
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A lightweight all-over print bandana that works as a headband, necktie, armband, or matching accessory for a properly initiated pet.
From $15.00
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A 32-ounce vacuum-insulated water bottle with a wide-mouth folding straw, rotating handle, and glossy Not A Cult finish.
From $30.00
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A precision-cut, hand-sewn all-over print sweatshirt with a cotton-feel face, soft brushed fleece interior, and relaxed unisex fit.
From $48.00
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A classic low-profile dad hat with an embroidered white Not A Cult logo and an adjustable antique-buckle strap.
From $25.00
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A thick, ribbed fisherman-style beanie with an embroidered white Not A Cult logo and a snug everyday fit.
From $25.00
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Ready to be enlightened? The Eye Hoodie combines a comfort-fitted hood, matching drawstrings, front pouch pocket, and premium streetwear weight.
From $35.50
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Rest is sacred in the Church of Steve. This structured unisex classic tee keeps the message clear: we are #NotACult.
From $15.00
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It is Tuesday Afternoon Meditation time, so enjoy a drink. This waterproof, dual-sided can cooler keeps drinks cool and hands comfortable.
From $5.00
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Make a statement in any room with this Tuesday Afternoon Meditation poster, printed on thick matte paper and finished in a matte black frame made from renewable wood.
From $30.00
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Ready for Tuesday Afternoon Meditation? Relax, breathe, and remember to have a snack in this soft, lightweight unisex tee.
From $20.00
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